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Zayn Till
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« on: March 26, 2013, 08:48:20 PM »

Welcome to my Fake Shop Area! Here I will advertise my fake wares, and any sales I might be NOT having as well as offering discounts on Fake custom goods!  
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2013, 08:50:08 PM »

This weekend I will have my brand new Fake BubbleGum powered Feet scrubbers for sale at my Main FAKE shop on Raglan Shire located at (insert SLURL here). This weekend you save $100 Fake Lindens off the regular price! What a deal!
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2013, 08:52:54 PM »

*** Note for my next ad if i wanted to, I could delete the above post so the next Post about my fabulous FAKE wares stays at the top Or I could just list off everything and anything of interest pertaining to my fabulous Fake store that doesn't exist to give the Viewer and POTENTIAL customer as much information about my Incredible Non Existent Merchandise as I see fit!  BAM!
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2013, 08:30:41 AM »

Fake customer response: when is that sale? this weekend?! aw but I need 2 today! put me down for 2!  Alien
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2013, 08:39:08 AM »

This is the worst store ever.

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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2013, 08:50:55 AM »

Kayak pays Zayn with some counterfeit Lindens and gets hauled away but the Tiny Police.  Ninja
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2013, 10:56:05 AM »

:::!! fake testimonial about just how fake these fake wares iz !!:::
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2013, 11:41:46 AM »

It's troo! Dey is de fakest wares Iz ever seen in da Shire. Not only is dey totally not for real but dey dun exist, either! Truly pawsome, I wish I knew how he does it. More power to your paw, Zayn!

PS: I needs a fake moustache to rub some bacon on - do you do custom fakeness or only wot we can see here?

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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2013, 01:41:22 PM »

"... do you do custom fakeness or only wot we can't see here?"

FTFY  Evil
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