next »

[Karmagirl Avro]

Hello, Eren Padar said some really funny odes in between acts at the talent show. Thought I'd save them and share them here since they are too funny.  


 Ode to a Hippo bye Eren Padar

 Oh Hippo oh Hippo, so roundishly round
 So very astute and so very profound
 You opens you mouf and near swallows a rhino
 And when you walks downtown you frightens da winos
 You big in you body and big in you heart
 I hopes I not standing behind when you fa... .uh... uh... nm
 da end




Ode To a Rhino by Eren Padar

 Oh Rhino oh Rhino with horns on your nose
 You not care for literture, not care for prose
 So when I make Ode to a Rhino so bright.
 I simply remember to stay out of sight.
 Da end.


 Ode to a Zayn by Eren Padar

 Oh bunneh Oh bunneh.
 Bunneh bunneh bunneh.
 Zayn is a bunneh.
 He hops.
 Da end

 
Da end!  

[Karmagirl Avro]

Ok so I wrote an Ode to Eren on the spot after posting this.

here goes:


[15:58]  karmagirl Avro: EREN IS A WITTLE DWAGON!
[15:58]  karmagirl Avro: and even though his magic show and dances are the best
[15:58]  karmagirl Avro: he not the kind that goes braggin
[15:59]  karmagirl Avro: cause that might cause tiny unrest
[15:59]  karmagirl Avro: da end.

[Legolas Ceawlin]

Big in the heart! I know which hippo that is!

Great job, Eren!

[Legolas Ceawlin]

Hee. That's great Awen.  Thanks for sharing!

[Karmagirl Avro]

3 more odes by Eren

 Ode to a Mole

 Oh Moley oh moley... who live in da holey...
 You short and you squat and you all rolly polly.
 You friendly and kind and you not ever whiney
 But all dat we see is you brown furry hiney.
 da end


Ode to a Squirrel

 Oh Squirrel, oh squirrel, you acorns you hurrel...
 On passerby heads, both boy and both girrel...
 And when dey looks up when wif acorn dey bonk.
 You sit dere all cutesy and den dere nose you honk!
 da end


  Ahems... ode to a wabbit...

 Oh wabbits, oh wabbits...
 Wif very bad habbits
 If cookie on table, YOU da one dat NAB IT!
 But you cute and fuzzy and not very stinky.
 And we knows you favorite color is PINKY!!!!


hahah i think that last one was to Zayn.

[Legolas Ceawlin]

Must be 'cause Chaff is stinky.  TZing.

>But all dat we see is you brown furry hiney.

ROFL.

Those are great.  Thanks for bringing them to us Karma!

[Chaffro]

What?! 

OK Lego, try this for size...

Ode to Legolas

Mr Raccoon
In a cocoon
I tap the top
Of his head
Hard
With a spoon.

The end.

 

[Catten Carter]

Oh wabbits, oh wabbits...
 Wif very bad habbits
 If cookie on table, YOU da one dat NAB IT!
 But you cute and fuzzy and not very stinky.
 And we knows you favorite color is PINKY!!!!


hahah i think that last one was to Zayn.

Zayn do love pink

[Legolas Ceawlin]

Touche, Chaffro.

Let's see

O Chaffro, O Chaffro
To and fro you must go
Gathering biggies to enjoy tiny fare
Telling them they don't even need
Underwear!

ROFL

[Legolas Ceawlin]

If Chaffro doesn't answer back soon, I win!!!

[Azelle Mavendorf]

Eren's latest:

ODE TO PRIMTIONARY... ahems...

Primtionary is fun fun game...
where critters get word den we burn out our braim.
Da words can be ebil or middle or easy.
But all of da builders is really quite cheezy.
Dey builds and dey builds till someone guesses word.
Eben if reasons may seem quite absurd.
And when it is over and we hear final clue.
We all starts to dancing, cos it best thing to do!

[Chaffro]

Ode to Legolas Part 2

Lego, O Lego
You are a raccoon
And do not run
On batteries.
But sometimes
I wish you did
So eventually
You would
Stop.

 

[Legolas Ceawlin]

Oh Chaffro, Oh Chaffro

That wasn't very nice you know.
Asking this sweet raccoon to stop.
Be nice or I'll call the cop.

[Karmagirl Avro]

I got a crazy hat today on one of SL grid hunts and wrote this ode to it:

ahem,

Ode to my Hat:


[11:38]  karmagirl Avro: i haz a new hat, it makes me feel very tall
[11:38]  karmagirl Avro: and in my new hat, i celebrate all.
[11:38]  karmagirl Avro: da end.

[Legolas Ceawlin]

Hee hee. Love the hat.. and the ode to it.  Looks like you're carrying the world on your head!